September 2010
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http://www.thefightins.com/meechone/and-the-mike-sw... →
One of the classiest, kindest, and down to earth baseball players around.
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meghanofsuburbia:
n-e-v-e-r-m-i-n-d:
Nirvana -...
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August 2010
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Slightly Amused
Bananas in Pajamas. Always and forever the best show about fruit and sleepwear.
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“American eulogy was the highlight! Arizona! Hot shit! I mean Ho as hell!...”
– Billie Joe via. twitter.
yeah I laughed… ho as hell. always.
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Caring Is Creepy
Why I waste my time on stupid shit with people I couldn’t care less about is a mystey. Yet I do it every day of my life. Maybe I’m the insane one living in their “normal world.”
Maybe I’ll shut the fuck up and do some good in the world.
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So Obama had to call Bush today to tell him about...
Obama: Good afternoon George
Bush: Hey man! I just finished golfing. God it's hot, think I'll have a beer. How's the white house going for ya?
Obama: Well we've had our ups and downs, but overall I think the country is headed in the right direction.
Bush: Remember, you are the decider in chief. Use it wisely, hehe. Like Luke Skywalker. You've seen Star Wars right?
Obama: Yes. Anyway, I'm calling to give you an update on the Iraq War-
Bush: Shits still going on? No way.
Obama: Well we have officially brought home all combat troops but there are still some remaining in Iraq. But now we are shifting our main focus towards Arghanistan along with--
Bush: Wait so now Afghanistan has WMDs! That's crazy. Have fun with that shit.
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Why the internet is bad →
People need lives. Go cure cancer. Build a house in New Orleans. Take a pottery class. Make me a sandwich.
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CNN you so cool
Yeah you so cool. Your top news stories be
Chatroulette is back baby
Cool song from Youtube
Survey showing Fbook addicts love themselves more than anyone even apple pie
The need for a zombie apocalypse phone
somewhere around 12… Ten percent of Mexican police force cut.
CNN please have my babies.
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“A stopped clock is correct twice a day, but a sundial can be used to stab...”
– John Hodgman.
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YESSSSSSSS
The feeling when something tedious finally ends.
Yeah so Homer’s gonna dance now. Because I have no life.
check it.
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Remember how you toured America once?
THE LIVING END
That was fun. Right? You said you went to South Street got a cheesesteak all that yummy stuff. This begs the question, what the fuck did we do to make you not come back for 4 years?
“last night I had a dream, the strangest I’d ever seen” yeah you came back! But in all seriousness please.
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“ One thing that both me and Billie can relate to is what happens if you are...”
– Mike Dirnt (via itsrageandlove) (via yourheartisdying) (via greendayisinmypants) (via rebdoomer)
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There's A Million Jews in New York
And I’m one of them
There’s a million stars in the sky
And a million cars on the west side highway.
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“What is conservatism? Is it not the adherence to the old and tried against the...”
– Abraham Lincoln (via brooklynmutt)
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“Archie Panjabi…made her film debut in the British comedy East is East,...”
– John Hodgman (favorite narration from the emmy’s)
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Addiction to Coffee
Pretty much. That is all.
“I orchestrate my mornings to the tune of coffee.”
——- Harry Mahtar
That and The Replacements.
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“Ladies, if someone touches you and you don’t want them to, feel free to punch...”
– Billie Joe Armstrong (at a show) (via megansucks) (via -takemeawaytoparadise) (via vivalaabigail) (via heartofpurple) (via candyheartsinmymind) (via whatsernameusa) (via littlefink) (via cabotgal) (via oh-harbs)
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It's always taco night.
Mom: Come here!
Me: Am I in trouble?
Mom: No but look. We can grow our own blueberries.
Me: Yes we could.
Mom: Well let's buy some.
Me: It's 1am...but sure. I'll get out the shovel
Mom: Well not now...actually look you can order them now. Woah they're expensive. I guess we'll be sticking to blueberry yogert.
Me: ......ok.
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